Hasselsnok and Lichenthrope

[squirmelia]

I jumped aboard a boat to the archipelago and Grinda said to me:

Hasselsnok. Hasselsnok. Hasselsnok.

The smoothness of the hasselsnok is limiting my use of proper paragraphs today.

Bright red fungi: Adorning the path edges.

I climbed rocks flattened during the last ice age and found:
Trees stolen by lichen creepily growing in the semi-lunar landscape.

I paddled near: The pink quartz.

Island-hopped: Then stopped at Vaxholm.

I reached for: Tiny islands scattered at sunset.

Comments

Hmm??

[kiki-mog.livejournal.com]

Lichenthrope, isn't that when you turn to lichen under a full moon?
Can't be particularly exciting...
Might get eaten by cows or something.

Re: Hmm??

[squirmelia.livejournal.com]

It is indeed when you turn to lichen under a full moon. It's terrifying. Every time there is a full moon, I lie awake and fear that I might be stolen by lichen.

[fulnic.livejournal.com]

I really enjoyed Stockholm. I didn't get to see any of the sights or landscape but I was picked up outside a nightclub in a company limo.

[squirmelia.livejournal.com]

Hopefully you will get to see the sights some other time, although a company limo sounds fairly cool.

We have nothing to fear but The Hoff himself

[robotron-5000.livejournal.com]

Hasselsnok sounds not unlike Hasselhoff. This officially makes Grinda the second best person in the world! Let's see what Popbitch makes of it all:


>>Hassel The Hoff <<
America's Living Legend

David Hasselhoff was arrested for drink-driving at the weekend. The true heir to the legendary drinkers like Oliver Reed and Richard Harris, The Hoff still has Soho barmen talking in hushed, awed tones about the times he has been drinking in London. David favours neat vodka, served in half-pint measures, which he effortlessly downs in one go.

Re: We have nothing to fear but The Hoff himself

[misterjesus.livejournal.com]

he is no match for Vin Diesel,

the guys name is a type of fuel for god's sake!!!!! nobody can compare with that!!!!!

Re: We have nothing to fear but The Hoff himself

[robotron-5000.livejournal.com]

Vin Diesel quite rightly cowers in fear at the thought of The Hoff! Obviously you need a few lessons just in case you make a Hasselspot the next time he's in town!

Here is what he looks like:

http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/2005/01/prepare_to_lose_your_mind.php


And here is him doing a duet with Pingu:

http://www.for-david.com/downloads/pingudance.mp3


FEAR HIM FOR THE LEGEND THAT HE IS!!!
And whatever you do, *never* wear this shirt when he's around:

http://lemonodor.com/images/nothing-without-your-robot-car.jpg

Re: We have nothing to fear but The Hoff himself

[squirmelia.livejournal.com]

Grinda is actually an island, where the hasselsnok can be found, but not the Hasselhoff, possibly because the Hasselhoff has been eaten by the hasselsnok. I am unsure whether hasselsnoks like to drink alcohol.

Re: We have nothing to fear but The Hoff himself

[robotron-5000.livejournal.com]

But it's possible that the Hasselhoff might like to eat the hasselsnok. Curious requests from restaurants past include:


>> Elk for Hasselhoff <<
Hunting the great beast

Since we reported that David Hasselhoff had
been asking for elk at a London restaurant
European readers have been filling us in on
where The Hoff should get his elk fix.

1. Vanaema Juures restaurant in Tallinn serves
braised elk, with boiled, mashed or fried potato

2. In Norway, the airport bus to Oslo serves a
mean Elk burger with onion sauce.

3. Frozen elk is available from almost any
supermarket in Sweden. It's called 'elg'
(pronounced'ellie').

But as the great man is so busy with Chicago his
best bet is Elk Sausages from Ikea. Buy some and
leave them at the Chicago stage door. Or
find him at Borough Market. Send us a photo of
you giving Elk to Hasselhoff and win a labradoodle.


Hasselwatch Update:
http://www.popbitch.com/newboard/8/board.html


So really, should Hasselhoff mistake a hasselsnok for an elk (an easy thing to do - both creature slither around and have no legs) then rather than the hasselsnok eating the Hasselhoff, it could be that the Hasselhoff will eat the hasselsnok. With potentially disastrous consequences.

[illaor.livejournal.com]

Are the hand and face part of the archipelago or do they wander around like tiny floating islands?

[squirmelia.livejournal.com]

All of the islands are shaped like body parts.