Hasselsnok and Lichenthrope

[squirmelia]

I jumped aboard a boat to the archipelago and Grinda said to me:

Hasselsnok. Hasselsnok. Hasselsnok.

The smoothness of the hasselsnok is limiting my use of proper paragraphs today.

Bright red fungi: Adorning the path edges.

I climbed rocks flattened during the last ice age and found:
Trees stolen by lichen creepily growing in the semi-lunar landscape.

I paddled near: The pink quartz.

Island-hopped: Then stopped at Vaxholm.

I reached for: Tiny islands scattered at sunset.

Comments

Re: We have nothing to fear but The Hoff himself

[robotron-5000.livejournal.com]

Vin Diesel quite rightly cowers in fear at the thought of The Hoff! Obviously you need a few lessons just in case you make a Hasselspot the next time he's in town!

Here is what he looks like:

http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/2005/01/prepare_to_lose_your_mind.php


And here is him doing a duet with Pingu:

http://www.for-david.com/downloads/pingudance.mp3


FEAR HIM FOR THE LEGEND THAT HE IS!!!
And whatever you do, *never* wear this shirt when he's around:

http://lemonodor.com/images/nothing-without-your-robot-car.jpg