Re: We have nothing to fear but The Hoff himself

Date: 2005-09-08 07:50 pm (UTC)
But it's possible that the Hasselhoff might like to eat the hasselsnok. Curious requests from restaurants past include:


>> Elk for Hasselhoff <<
Hunting the great beast

Since we reported that David Hasselhoff had
been asking for elk at a London restaurant
European readers have been filling us in on
where The Hoff should get his elk fix.

1. Vanaema Juures restaurant in Tallinn serves
braised elk, with boiled, mashed or fried potato

2. In Norway, the airport bus to Oslo serves a
mean Elk burger with onion sauce.

3. Frozen elk is available from almost any
supermarket in Sweden. It's called 'elg'
(pronounced'ellie').

But as the great man is so busy with Chicago his
best bet is Elk Sausages from Ikea. Buy some and
leave them at the Chicago stage door. Or
find him at Borough Market. Send us a photo of
you giving Elk to Hasselhoff and win a labradoodle.


Hasselwatch Update:
http://www.popbitch.com/newboard/8/board.html


So really, should Hasselhoff mistake a hasselsnok for an elk (an easy thing to do - both creature slither around and have no legs) then rather than the hasselsnok eating the Hasselhoff, it could be that the Hasselhoff will eat the hasselsnok. With potentially disastrous consequences.
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