Eating Elves
Jul. 15th, 2013 10:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
squirmeliaI ate an elfe potato today.
"Suitable for vegetarians", the label said, so I concluded it wasn't made from real elves. (Or was it?)
Then I wondered, what do elves actually taste like? How would I know if it didn't contain real elves? I searched, and Yahoo had the answer: Elf guts taste like cinnamon and glitter.
Next time I'll add cinnamon and glitter to my potatoes to get the authentic elf taste.
"Suitable for vegetarians", the label said, so I concluded it wasn't made from real elves. (Or was it?)
Then I wondered, what do elves actually taste like? How would I know if it didn't contain real elves? I searched, and Yahoo had the answer: Elf guts taste like cinnamon and glitter.
Next time I'll add cinnamon and glitter to my potatoes to get the authentic elf taste.
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