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I ate an elfe potato today.

"Suitable for vegetarians", the label said, so I concluded it wasn't made from real elves. (Or was it?)

Then I wondered, what do elves actually taste like? How would I know if it didn't contain real elves? I searched, and Yahoo had the answer: Elf guts taste like cinnamon and glitter.

Next time I'll add cinnamon and glitter to my potatoes to get the authentic elf taste.

Date: 2013-07-15 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bennybunny.livejournal.com
In my experience, salty. But it depends what your favourite cut is.

Date: 2013-07-15 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
I have eaten magical elves before. They tasted of chocolate and popping candy.

Date: 2013-07-15 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bennybunny.livejournal.com
I must have been on one of the no frills brands.

Date: 2013-07-16 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
Magical elves mixed with jellied elves! Eek!

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