The Volcano of Utteer

A delightful tale of a young girl with an obsession for tables who becomes friends with a leaf and a postbox, while she is underneath a volcano. The three comrades have many exciting adventures and meet a whole host of strange creatures, including quaggas that have monkey flowers growing out of them; the kleptomaniac collection cult; the plug-socket pandas; the hippies with huge eyebrows; and many more. Their journey leads them through fields of small white wellington boots; across the pond of pelican crossings; past the trees that have car seat-belts hanging from them; and eventually to the Great Table. Will the girl ever get to count how many lamp-posts are between her house and her local drinking establishment again or will she be turned into a table and stuck underneath the volcano forever? Find out in The Volcano of Utteer.