Weak and Powerful

My girlfriend was a business-woman who liked to wear shoulder-pads. She told me that words were more powerful than little foam pads, but she didn't know what words, so sewed pencils to the inside of her jacket.

Then she remembered how powerful love is, and wanted to cut off my fingers to wear on her shoulders. Naturally, I wouldn't let her, although let her cut off some of my hair instead, which she sewed to the inside of her jacket.

Soon after that, she stopped answering my phonecalls, and eventually sent me a letter, explaining that she didn't like my new haircut as it accentuated my weak chin.