The Volcano of Utteer

[squirmelia]

A delightful tale of a young girl with an obsession for tables who becomes friends with a leaf and a postbox, while she is underneath a volcano. The three comrades have many exciting adventures and meet a whole host of strange creatures, including quaggas that have monkey flowers growing out of them; the kleptomaniac collection cult; the plug-socket pandas; the hippies with huge eyebrows; and many more. Their journey leads them through fields of small white wellington boots; across the pond of pelican crossings; past the trees that have car seat-belts hanging from them; and eventually to the Great Table. Will the girl ever get to count how many lamp-posts are between her house and her local drinking establishment again or will she be turned into a table and stuck underneath the volcano forever? Find out in The Volcano of Utteer.

Comments

[ua-meruti.livejournal.com]

I really must introduce you to my mate robinbloke. I believe you two may well get on like a house on fire.

[squirmelia.livejournal.com]

Looking at robinbloke's Interests list, they have "Wizard of Oz" as an interest. The Volcano of Utteer has been described as being vaguely like a modern day Oz book. :)

[notretro.livejournal.com]

I once had a magic lamp-post.

[squirmelia.livejournal.com]

What happened to it?

[notretro.livejournal.com]

Things that are magic never last forever.