Festive

Dec. 14th, 2004 11:46 am
[personal profile] squirmelia
You think the metallic smell of tinsel is intoxicating and keep walking past the lengths of it that are draped around the office, slowly. You think the "V" in TV stands for something other than "vision". You think you smelt French Fancies as you entered the room, but you hope it is the special winter version, cakes covered in snow. You ask to be sent a robin through the post, a slightly damaged tree decoration that you remember from your childhood. You are still convinced that "No Surprises" is a Christmas song. You have nothing planned for New Year, but for the first time since you became aware of celebrating, you are not sure it really matters.

Date: 2004-12-14 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bearo.livejournal.com
New Year can matter if you want it to, uninstall re-install and away we all go again.

There's are decorations going up around here today, I had a fake pine cone and leaves on my PC base unit and one purple bobble.

Date: 2004-12-14 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffymormegil.livejournal.com
Curses. I now have an earworm.
"And nothing ever happens
Nothing happens at all
And the needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight, and lonely tomorrow"

Date: 2004-12-14 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
Are there tinselworms?

Date: 2004-12-14 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffymormegil.livejournal.com
They became extinct. They were too easy for the birds to spot and eat.

Date: 2004-12-14 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
What about creatures that live inside crackers?

Date: 2004-12-14 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffymormegil.livejournal.com
I haven't seen them. But, I might have been looking inside the wrong crackers.

Date: 2004-12-14 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
I have not looked inside any yet this year. I might get scared to pull any now.

Date: 2004-12-14 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cerebros-vivos.livejournal.com
I found a plastic frog once in a cracker, would he count? Actually I'm assuming it was a male example of it's species, despite that I had no proof. The poor creature looked as though had been disemboweled from it gentials upwards, leaving only the hollow half-shell of it's plastic flesh.

Date: 2004-12-14 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
Was it once a real frog, do you think, and left in that tragic state after crawling into a cracker?

Date: 2004-12-15 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cerebros-vivos.livejournal.com
Yes.

A cracker goblin lured the poor thing into the possibly sparking festive treat, where the goblin happened to reside, using a trail of flys.

As we all know, frogs are far fonder of flys (something they regard as a culinary delight) then cracker-dwelling-goblins, who find flys hard to digest but happen to be naturally gifted when it comes to capturing the little critters and indeed, in turn, frogs. Which they especially enjoy with a fruity, full bodied, south american red wine.

Date: 2004-12-14 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
I secretly want to be invited to parties where everyone dresses up as snow-people.

Date: 2004-12-14 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffymormegil.livejournal.com
There's an obvious solution.

Date: 2004-12-14 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
Making it snow, and substituting people dressed up as snow-people for actual real snow-people?

Date: 2004-12-14 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffymormegil.livejournal.com
Not the one I was thinking of, but that's quite a good one, yes.

Date: 2004-12-14 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bearo.livejournal.com
Surely you wouldn't know about them if you were secretly invited to parties?

I've been invited to one but there was no mention of snow-people and I really don't think it'll be my kind of thing. I will probably go anyway.

Date: 2004-12-14 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
It could be in a secret code that I have yet to decipher, but eventually will, before the party takes place. A code made of snowflakes.

Date: 2004-12-14 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hapynooodlegirl.livejournal.com
"You think the metallic smell of tinsel is intoxicating"

yes.. I hate it though!

"You think you smelt French Fancies as you entered the room"

Substitute french fancy for freshly baked bread and you just got what I experienced walking in to my office.. not sure why though!

"You have nothing planned for New Year, but for the first time since you became aware of celebrating, you are not sure it really matters."

Yup - nothing planned and its not really that big a deal.

Date: 2004-12-14 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
I wander into shops to look for some to sniff, but I never find any, which is just as well really. I doubt shop-assistants would appreciate tinsel-sniffing.

Offices smell weird, I think. Mine smelt of cakes the other day, someone pointed out, but there were no cakes. Most mysterious.

Date: 2004-12-14 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffymormegil.livejournal.com
The most common out-of-the-ordinary smell in our office is "detonated capacitor".

Date: 2004-12-14 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffymormegil.livejournal.com
No. It feels as if it ought to be marginally carcinogenic.

Date: 2004-12-14 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] praest76.livejournal.com
I always thought the V on TV stood for "victory" or "Visitor". The first series was bestest.

I smelt oranges when I came into the room. It scares me as I was told if you suddenly smell oranges for no reason it means you are going to have a brain haemmorage. One of those weird things I remember.

Date: 2004-12-14 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
What does the "T" stand for then?

Erk, I smell oranges right now.

Date: 2004-12-14 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] criesbella.livejournal.com
i walk verrrry slowwwly past the
corner bodega's that have turned into
xmas tree/wreath vendors.

smelling the forest.
the cut down, murdered, dead trees
that gave their life for a whiff of xmas spirit.

oooh dear. that wasn't too pleasant.
poor trees, lucky me.

xo, a

Date: 2004-12-14 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
My orchid is dying or possibly just hibernating for winter, but it smells a little rotten, and that makes me sad. I am going to assemble lego trees and trees from railway models and create a forest.

Our tree

Date: 2004-12-14 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erinaf.livejournal.com
Smells like basement :/ I wanted to get some of that tree smell spray but haven't found any yet...Christmas candles help, unless you stand up really close to the tree ;)

Re: Our tree

Date: 2004-12-14 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
Can the tree smell spray be used as perfume?

Re: Our tree

Date: 2004-12-14 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erinaf.livejournal.com
Probably. But I haven't found any yet. Hehe I'll show up and meetings and people will ask "Who smells like Christmas?"

Re: Our tree

Date: 2004-12-14 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
I think it would be great to be able to smell like a tree!

Re: Our tree

Date: 2004-12-14 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fulnic.livejournal.com
Unless you get mugged by a gang of beavers.

I think I saw a film about that once...

Mr F.
x

Re: Our tree

Date: 2004-12-14 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
Hmm, I don't recall any surfaces that have been cleaned with pine-scented cleaner being attacked by beavers, so maybe instead of using the special tree perfume, I could douse myself in pine-scented cleaner!

Re: Our tree

Date: 2004-12-15 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fulnic.livejournal.com
Not only would you be Christmassy-fresh, you'd have the added bonus of smelling like you went to a special school.

Date: 2004-12-14 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] solitarywalker.livejournal.com
i don't think i've *ever* had plans for New Years.

Pretty entry, by the way.

Date: 2004-12-15 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
Getting lost seems to be a particular hobby of mine for New Year, I've found.

Date: 2004-12-15 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] solitarywalker.livejournal.com
i enjoy getting lost. One year, on New Years Eve or Day (don't remember which), i took a really long walk, accidentally finding O'Hare airport. Then i looped west, and headed back towards home. Came to about 26 miles that day.

Date: 2004-12-14 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikej-uk.livejournal.com
I can imagine two people walking past a shop, one wincing and saying "Eesh, that smells festive."

Smell festive today, because tomorrow it'll be out of season.

Date: 2004-12-15 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirmelia.livejournal.com
I wonder what the smell of 2005 will be?

Date: 2004-12-17 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikej-uk.livejournal.com
Magnolia, definitely. Magnolia.

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