Things I didn't purchase at B&Q:

[squirmelia]

• A tree fern, with a label saying it had been imported from Victoria "the place to be".
  
• A wheelbarrow, with the England flag painted on it.
  
• Moondust mix lobelia.
  
• Martian skies paint.
  

Comments

[grey-area.livejournal.com]

I think putting the tree fern in the wheelbarrow in front of a wall painted with martian skies would make for a very interesting picture. Almost Dali-esque.