Experiences that come to mind..
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squirmeliaJobs are called Simon. It is hard to tell if all are or just some.
You can buy Jenny Holzer condoms.
Sometimes everything smells of fridges, apart from hair, which smells of lemon pledge.
Canadian beach balls work well in baths.
Bank holidays let you sleep for 27 hours out of 31, if you only wake to eat yoghurt and wave goodbye to your mum.
Your tongue, forming forbidden words inside your closed mouth.
You can buy Jenny Holzer condoms.
Sometimes everything smells of fridges, apart from hair, which smells of lemon pledge.
Canadian beach balls work well in baths.
Bank holidays let you sleep for 27 hours out of 31, if you only wake to eat yoghurt and wave goodbye to your mum.
Your tongue, forming forbidden words inside your closed mouth.