Hmmm.... holiday or visting Nottingham. It's a tough choice! Last year, you missed a western-themed buffet dinner (with Tony Hey dressed up as a cowboy, a fake cactus, a smoke machine, and bales of hay!). It was quite probably the tackiest meal of my life.
I'll go past Sheffield on the way to Nottingham. Perhaps I could ask Hardy to write an angry letter (complete with the use of colour as an emotional intensifier) about the standard of catering?
*reads the above*
I should just clarify that Tony Hey wasn't disguised as both a cowboy AND - at various times - a fake cactus, a smoke machine and bales of hay (despite the pun). No. Don't think that for a minute, just as you should never think that he derives any kind of secret pleasure from pretending to be inanimate objects. No. Not at all!
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Re: How freaky!
Date: 2005-07-08 01:42 pm (UTC)I'll go past Sheffield on the way to Nottingham. Perhaps I could ask Hardy to write an angry letter (complete with the use of colour as an emotional intensifier) about the standard of catering?
*reads the above*
I should just clarify that Tony Hey wasn't disguised as both a cowboy AND - at various times - a fake cactus, a smoke machine and bales of hay (despite the pun). No. Don't think that for a minute, just as you should never think that he derives any kind of secret pleasure from pretending to be inanimate objects. No. Not at all!