Unknown Substances

[squirmelia]

There was a very dubious looking white substance on my telephone as I sauntered into the office this morning. Could it have fallen through the hole in the roof or does someone like my phone rather too much? I am worried and may try to avoid falling in love with inanimate objects again, just in case one day I become that way inclined.

Last weekend, I purchased some vending art, a strange pink object, named "secretion". Further inspection (and accidental stamping) has caused me to wonder if the object (now slightly crushed) was made out of cake icing. I licked it, but could not tell.