Signs

I wandered around London, looking for signs and reading the words on them, thinking about how they could be changed to be more empathic or to give reasons as to why people should do them.

Signs I saw included:

"If any child is seen disfiguring these walls by chalking or writing upon them, the police will be communicated by telephone. By order."

"Bicycles attached to these railings will be removed."

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink red!!!"

"Be aware! Open excavation. Cable ends. Trip hazard."

"We should be somewhere in London. We could be loving our life in the rain."

"This entrance must be kept clear."

Signs I didn't see:

"This entrance must be kept clear, as dragons may appear without warning, breathing fire."

That evening, I had drinks with froodthehoopy.

Then later that night, I winked at the moon.