Damaged apple, pansy and cinnamon pies

Sheffielnate, Sheffieldate, Sheffielate.
Met up with my dearest brother.
Climbed over a fence to get some flowers.
Transformed apple pies into: Damaged apple, pansy and cinnamon pies.
A dog almost ate them.

Sheffielate, Sheffielnate, Sheffieldate.
Fun housewarming at Andy, Rob, and Tom's.
Way too much drinking.
Met some cool people, including crispygoth and maulkin.

Sheffieldate, Sheffielate, Sheffielnate.
Panicked at Birmingham.
There were no trains.
Ended up in London.
froodthehoopy kindly let me stay at his place.

Sotonate, Sotonise, Sotonist.
Came straight to work this morning.
May need the sleeping bag to protect me from the new patch of leaking roof.