Hair Care Tips for Last Weekend
May. 13th, 2003 04:37 pmMove hair so that it not only contemplates gravity, but actually realizes you're dancing at Sanctum.
Do not put chewing gum behind your ear, for it might then get in your hair. Chewy hair, snippity-minty-snip. Do not be influenced by Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Do not end up in Barnet and find that you have lost your hairbrush.
If you act confused when two girls on a train ask if you liked your friend's undercut, but call him by a different name and you can't even remember if he had an undercut anyway, then that may or may not affect your hair.
Do not spend too much time wondering whether your hair should go over or under eyepatches when wearing an eyepatch makes you feel dizzy and doesn't hide many things from sight anyway.
While skipping as an escape, do not worry if hair flies everywhere.
Do not put chewing gum behind your ear, for it might then get in your hair. Chewy hair, snippity-minty-snip. Do not be influenced by Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Do not end up in Barnet and find that you have lost your hairbrush.
If you act confused when two girls on a train ask if you liked your friend's undercut, but call him by a different name and you can't even remember if he had an undercut anyway, then that may or may not affect your hair.
Do not spend too much time wondering whether your hair should go over or under eyepatches when wearing an eyepatch makes you feel dizzy and doesn't hide many things from sight anyway.
While skipping as an escape, do not worry if hair flies everywhere.
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